Maaaan! I often scream out “HOT POT OF COFFEE!” hoooping that someone knows wtf I’m quoting and I can find out who’s cool in the room.
Tracks
When you come home from hanging out with your friends and your parents interrogate you like
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sdfporjeg they’re so cute
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Ridiculousness Bonus Clip: “Are Either Of You Ticklish?”
On December 21 this year we should all make text posts that sound really apocalyptic but aren’t. We could be like
OH GOD EVERYTHING IS BURNING
because I turned up the heater
or like
ALL I HEAR IS SCREAMING
from my tv
or even
THIS IS GOODBYE BECAUSE WE’RE EVACUATING
the dancefloor
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Reblog with a different word for boobs, only use one that hasn't been used yet.
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Boobs.
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Tits
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Breasticles.
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Tatas
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Teetons
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Shadaims
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Melons
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Large Tracks of Land
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lady lumps
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Sugah Mamas
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A deep and great valley between two glorious and high mountains
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Juggs
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Mammories
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chicken fillet
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breasts
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watermelons
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titties
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chesticular area
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bosoms
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fun bags
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Chesticles
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Milk bags
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Sweater Melons
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hooters
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Jigglypuffs
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Racks
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Boom Booms
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cakes
if only
love this.
this is going to be me when i’m a teacher.
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relapsemeansrecovery-notfailure:
(via imgTumble)you-are-not-relevant-mr-penguin:
I’ve reblogged this 18 times, but i literally lose my breathe when i see this. This moment made me feel something so special inside and I have promised myself i will reblog it every time i see it on my dash <3
<3
ohmygod . this is wonderful . jshgkjdrda <3
beautiful :D
